God loves us. He wants us to live abundantly. I am inspired, encouraged and lifted up by His love. I live with joy in my heart, laughter in my voice, gentleness in my touch, kindness in my thoughts and happiness in all I say, do and think
If you put your leg behind your head.....
I am sitting here and I dislike what I smell. Stinky feet. I hate stinky feet. They are mine. Yuck. I was wearing slippers, without socks. Somehow socks keep your feet from stinking. Socks absorb the stink and you wash them and the shoes don't stink. If you have a pair of shoes that you have wore without socks..beware.. stinky feet. Anyways I was in my slippers and my stinky feet were hiding in my stinky slippers, and my daughter was sitting on my lap. We were sitting outside on the front porch enjoying the milder weather after all the blizzard snow. We didn't have snow, but felt it was our duty to go outside since the rest of the county was under blizzard white out conditions.
I asked her if she could put her leg behind her head. I proceeded to help her lift her foot over her head and and yells... "PEE". Then she peed all over my lap, on my jeans and into my stinky feet. Just so you know, pee does not cure stinky feet. I asked her why she peed all over herself and me and she said, "Well Mama, you know if you put your leg behind your head... it makes the pee come out." Now I know and you know too.