There are no pictues for this post, my hands were too slippery to hold the camera. Keep reading
"Diesel, get your towel and go take a shower in mommy's shower."
So five minutes later, OK fine it was really 20 minutes later, I said. "OK, time to get out, turn off the water". He came out of the shower super shiny. Water was beading upon his little torso.
"Diesel, did you use some of mommy's baby oil gel?"
He used the ENTIRE bottle. I couldn't even pick it up. I had to grab a towel because ever time I tried to grab it slipped out of my hand. My shower stall was a home made slip and slide, curiosity of my six year old and some imagination. What do you use to remove that much oil?
"Hello is this the BP hot line?"
I was stupid to believe my six year old son was able to avoid temptation. I was reading my book, and listening but not paying attention. I was being lazy. I had a full belly and wanted to believe my son was really about to graduate from obedience school with honors.
I have used Green clorox, scrubbing bubbles and The works shower cleaner. Nothing, its still slick as snot. (sorry mom for saying snot) I need a BP oil tanker with a huge vacuum.
I need heavy duty car grease remover from the auto parts store. I know they make that, because my brother use to work on his car. I had to laugh because I would have done the same exact thing if my mom had baby oil in her shower.
I actually got in the shower and promptly fell on my butt. Yes, now I have a greasy butt too. I yelled at him for touching things that don't belong to him and not respecting others property. So what he heard was:
"blaha blah hha ahha blad going to remove your toys from your room, blah hla hallds balad go to bed, goodnight."
I am sure he will be the best smelling kid in Sunday School tomorrow with the softest skin.
Please send me your ideas of how to remove that much oil from the shower stall.
This is Girl Schmuck signing off.